To Contact

Visit our Calendar page to check availability. 


              I love email, no room for mistakes.

              I will be exchanging vital information: your details, our requirements.


  phone: 760-722-4446


(Weekdays between 10 am and 6 pm are the best times to call. Email anytime.)

Please leave a message. I don't answer my phone while driving, during presentations, loading and unloading, when an animal enclosure is open, or my hands are dirty. I'm sorry but I can no longer reply to messages unless regarding: inquiries, availability, reservations, questions, concerns, and animal well being. 

I will call you back as soon as possible. Please be patient. Email is often quicker and more reliable. I do work the weekends and during the busy season I may  take a full mid-week day off. Text or message on phone is also an option for initial contact or after a reservation is scheduled.  


When leaving a message, please give: your city or location (affects price & availability)
and the month, week, or day that you are considering. 

Please visit "Requirements" page before considering us.

    To reserve the day of your choice, please call 2 months in advance.

If your day is flexible, call at least 3 weeks in advance.

Last minute bookings will be accepted if possible.

No credit cards accepted.

Payment is required on the day of your event,

exceptions for established schools and facilities.


Located in Oceanside, I serve most of San Diego County including :

North to Camp Pendleton, occasionally San Clemente, south to Chula Vista, east to Valley Center, El Cajon. During slower months, we venture farther. 

I schedule only confirmed and verified

dates, locations, and times

that include a phone number & home address.

No holds or tentative bookings. 


I rely on customers as much

as my customers rely on me.

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Email is read daily during times I would not call.

To keep prices reasonable, I no longer use fax or have an alternate landline. 

Thank you for considering the

Lizard Wizard of San Diego.




 Please respect our planet.

We are not above nature, we are a part of it. 

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